Thursday, December 10, 2009

I'm a runner. Yeah I'm different

If you're uncomfortable with a fit man's bare bum, you will be uncomfortable with the first image in the sequence. I hadn't seen this ad campaign for Adidas, but I sure related to it when I saw it this morning. It was posted to a thread on the Running Mania board.

I'm craving a run. Yes, it's a fridgid -27C out there, but it's been a week since I ran and I don't think I am fit to do it yet. I've hurt my knee. I'm not even sure exactly how, but last Saturday I did something on the stairs I think and now running seems like it's a ways away from my mainstream. So sad! Physio in my future? I think so. It's still tender to the touch. It seems strange to me that there would not have been some twinge to tell me what I had done wrong, but I guess I could have missed it. Bah. I suppose that this is all just a good excuse to knit more or do more core work. I wish I was closer to a pool.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The most expensive liquids



This is why my printer and I have never really connected well emotionally.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Laura's Wild Edible Adventure

The vegan woman that hosts these things is a lot of fun and brimming with passion about living lightly and eating the jewels that Mother nature cultivates for us in the wild. I've taken part in this twice and both times I was amazed at the value of experience. It's cheap compared with what you come away with. Bring your questions! Laura is a fountain of wisdom regarding wild edibles and medicinal herbs.

The May Adventure

wild adventure poster_Gardenton_May'10

The July Adventure

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Sunday, December 6, 2009

For the love of winter

It's after 23:00 on a school night and here I am feeling the need to write. The days aren't long enough and I'm betting that life is going to be too short too. Some crisp tortilla chips and some of the hot sauce I canned this fall and I should have a good sweat on shortly. That should seem me through. At Ted's prompting I have taken to eating the hot sauce as salsa. I won't lie, it's dang tasty if you like the flavour of peppers and don't mind a bit heat. Yummers.

It's winter again finally. People around me complain, but I'm not feeling the winter hate this year at all. Autumn was so very graceful and the transition to winter was so very civil. There were no big ugly winds that brought dangerous ice storms. There was no early dumping of too much snow. It's just been brilliant.

It's been a long time since I felt welcoming toward the winter months. The winters of 1995/96 and 1996/97 really took all the fun out of it for me. Heading into the winter of 95/96 our ground was frozen solid on October 15. We saw temperatures as low as -50C that year. I was tending to a herd of goats in the barn back then and had a lot of outdoor work to do for them. That was the year I got a big fur hat. Spring was slow to come and it was just plain tough to get along.

My hat is something like this. The sides and back come down for better coverage if need be.



Our resident master trapper and all round country gentleman, Joe got hides for everyone of us, knowing we needed real warmth to cope. The kids got racoon skin hats and PU got an amazing beaver. I got a coyote and if it's not -50C I can't wear the darn thing or I'll cook, it's so warm.

The winter of 96/97 produced a big spring flood in the Red River basin. We had snow drifts behind the barn that winter that were as high as 4.5 meters. On one week shortly before the holidays, I over extended myself and ended up getting a really bad flu. I arose from the flu ordeal with a back injury. It took me ten weeks to get back to work. I was one very cantankerous guy for most of that time. That was, until I realized that I might have to live the rest of my life like that. Once that was understood, I lightened up considerably and set to work learning some silly John Prine tunes. It wasn't long after, that things began to look up.

A chiropractor saved me from myself and surgeons steel. I was referred to the chiropractor by a well respected surgeon, which I thought was outrageous. I'm not a believer, but I was compliant, earlier rather than later, ate shovels filled with crow after he saved my bacon and now I submit my respect. I still don't believe, but I've got a big stripe of oppositional behavior between me and most things.

Thirteen years it's been since winter looked to me like a good idea. I still don't have a snow blower that's working to it's potential and still I don't feel any anxiety with the forecast looking like we're headed for some quite seasonably cold weather. I love it. I love the smell!

There was a day last week where the humidity was snowing out of the clear blue sky. The wood will be tinder dry in no time at this rate. My thumbs are already developing fissures, but I really don't mind. I have my home made magic fixxy cream to glue those back together anyway. I just can't seem to shake the feeling that it's going to be a wonderful winter. Crazy right? I think I've finally lost my grip on the rudder. It feels fantastic though so don't pee in my oatmeal if you happen to dread the season of the dark. I'll be outside finding something to do there.

That sauce isn't going to last worth a darn.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Seasonal favourites

I've been grooving on classic audio books. Mp3 players are wonderful. Librivox has been seeing the most action. I sifted through the top 2700 downloads (UGLY!) and came up with the list below. Here are a couple of gems for the season.

The Gift of the Magi, by O. Henry
http://www.archive.org/details/giftofmagi

A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens
http://www.archive.org/details/christmascarol_librivox

I've got a half dozen books downloaded. There seem to be many mundane tasks in my life that are better when I'm being read to. Some of my warmest memories are of being read to as a kid. It's like when someone else does the cooking. It's most often a pleasure for the differences in style. I'm heading into chapter nine of A Picture of Dorian Grey just now and loving it.

So many of these titles would never make the list again for me, but only because there are so many good books out there to read that I seldom re read anything. This is a great way to taste some of the classics again and not bite into my scant reading time.

Next is definitely going to be The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the haunting.

Image from Gore Girl's Dungeon - Hear Evil, See Evil, Speak Evil




http://www.archive.org/details/dorian_gray_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/invisible_man_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/madding_crowd_0807_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/heart_of_darkness

http://www.archive.org/details/hound_baskervilles_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/jekyll_and_hyde_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/just_so_kara_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/raven

http://www.archive.org/details/being_earnest_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/alice_wonderland_0711_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/looking-glass_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/treasure_island_ap_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/wind_in_the_willows_solo

http://www.archive.org/details/problems_of_philosophy_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/angel_terror_librivox_le

http://www.archive.org/details/narrative_gordon_pym_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/journal_of_the_plague_year_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/kim_ap_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/canterville_ghost_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/right_way_to_do_wrong_lah_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/civil_disobedience_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/ladys_life_on_farm_in_manitoba_sd_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/aboriginal_canada

http://www.archive.org/details/kidnapped_0807_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/white_people_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/monkeys_paw_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/ballad_of_reading_gaol_jg_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/planet-damned_0805_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/dolls_house_0812_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/velveteen_rabbit_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/frontenac_07-10_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/mayor_of_casterbridge_0901_dl_librivox1

http://www.archive.org/details/willows_mtr_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/jungle_tw_0908_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/Frankenstein

http://www.archive.org/details/BasiaBulatBasiaBulatandthePocheOrchestraLiveatZekesGallery

http://www.archive.org/details/ValentineErotic

http://www.archive.org/details/short_hist_scotland_lang_sd_0905_librivox1

http://www.archive.org/details/old_mother_west_wind_law_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/rain_bt_0906_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/chronicle_1812_0810_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/wilde_life_confessions_0907_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/nightmareabbey_mfs_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/tale_of_major_monkey_lb_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/chronicle_wolfe_0808_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/canadian_folk_song_0901_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/audio_poetry_42_2006

http://www.archive.org/details/carelton_0809_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/motherwestwind_why_0907_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/bagpipes_at_sea_0903_librivox

http://www.archive.org/details/goodbyecocaine

http://www.audiobooks.org/proworks/mp3s/The%20O%27Reilly%20Factor.mp3

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Snow blower

A detailed and lengthy effort to prepare a machine prior to it's duty cycle is no guarantee that it will be fit for service when required.

Machines can be vexing. Outside input is required. Fail.

It ran well enough to complete clearing the drive way, but the internal stresses were growing. On me! I stink like exhaust. Bah. Tea time. Watch and clock work is so much cleaner.